Heros

Will came upstairs with this all over his face.

I said "goodness, what did you do to yourself?"
He replied, "I wanted to be the hero of China."

Later on that night I was going to wash his face

and he said "NO! you can't it's for the con-fron-tation."

I think this is stemming from Kung Fu Panda.

It cracks me up.